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Episode 77. Bloodbath in the Tsar's Lair

Book 1 - Episode 77 - Bloodbath in the Tsar's Lair

Context

Coordinated Universal Time
Friday, August 9, 2024 - 3:26 AM
Location
  • Earth
  • Russia
  • Putingrad
  • The Grand Tsar's Bunker
Timeline
Schak'Irra Timeline
Previously

After crossing the Russian underground rail network, Agnes Rodriguez and her team finally reach Putingrad, the fortress of the Grand Tsar Putin. In a bunker as luxurious as it is unsettling, they discover several prisoners, including members of the Schak'Irra, and an unexpected guest: Emmanuel Macron, held under guard. The meeting quickly degenerates. Putin boasts of being the last sovereign of a destroyed world, ready to impose a new order. Tarsi, exasperated, challenges him to a duel under the eyes of Agnes and Gomard. The fight begins: brutal, almost theatrical, between Andorian fury and the dictator's cruelty.

Characters

Name Affiliation / Branch Title / Rank Species Original Timeline
Agnes V. Rodriguez NATO / Special Fleet Captain Human Schak'Irra Timeline
Tarsi Starfleet / Temporal Division Commander Andorian Prime Timeline
T'Met Starfleet / Temporal Division Captain Vulcan Prime Timeline
Robert Gomard NATO / Army Colonel Human Schak'Irra Timeline
Eros Vitos NATO / Special Fleet Ensign Human Schak'Irra Timeline
Vladimir Joseph Putin Russian Empire Grand Tsar Human Schak'Irra Timeline
Emmanuel Macron NATO / French Republic Sidelined President Human Schak'Irra Timeline

Manifest

USS Enterprise
Affiliation NATO
Location Earth Orbit
Captain Agnes V. Rodriguez
First Officer Angie Chen
Pilot Eric Corda
Communications Emilie Flores
Operations Charlene Savea
Tactical
  • Eric Corda
  • Charlene Savea
Science Manu
Advanced Weapons Eros Vitos
Sickbay Victor S. Calpel
Counselor/Consultant Manu
Custodian Manu
Passengers
  • Tarsi (Confidential)
  • Robert Gomard and his squad
Ground Teams

TL;DR

The duel between Tarsi and the Grand Tsar descends into madness. Putin, disturbingly agile, switches weapons and pushes the Andorian commander to exhaustion. As she falters, Macron intervenes and knocks the tyrant out with a vase, an unexpected moment of heroism immediately swept away by chaos: tear gas grenades explode, the Grand Tsar's guard opens fire, and the room becomes hell. Agnes dives to protect the French president and collapses, gravely wounded. Tarsi and Eros raise an energy dome to save the survivors. Charlie Unit bursts from the vents and neutralizes the last enemy forces. Rodriguez, unconscious and between life and death, is rushed toward a shuttle. The victory is bitter: Putingrad is secured, but the captain of the USS Enterprise has fallen.

Story

Tarsi, armed with her Andorian blades, stands at the center of the room.

Facing her, Putin continues sipping his vodka, as if the growing tension around him doesn't concern him.

Behind him, his bodyguards line up and begin stamping their feet on the concrete floor, slowly, methodically, like an ominous heartbeat.

Vladimir Joseph Putin Grand Tsar of Russia

You seem very determined, little blue alien.

I'll finish my drink... and then I'm all yours.

Cmdr. Tarsi

Enjoy it.

It's the last one you'll taste.

Vladimir Joseph Putin Grand Tsar of Russia

T'Met.

Bring me my weapon.

At those words, a silhouette slowly emerges from the shadows along one side of the room.

My breath catches.

I recognize her immediately.

The same straight posture.

The same icy calm.

T'Met. The captain of the Schak'Irra.

The one mentioned in NATO's classified files.

Missing since 1954.

Without a glance at us, she straightens with mechanical slowness.

Her chains scrape softly across the floor as she crosses the room, goes around a marble pillar, then kneels before a case concealed in a wall alcove.

She opens it.

Inside lies a massive sword with a dark blade.

T'Met takes it in both hands, rises, then returns to the Grand Tsar.

She stops in front of him.

Kneels.

And offers him the weapon.

T'Met Alien Slave

Here is your sword, my Lord.

Vladimir Joseph Putin Grand Tsar of Russia

Thank you, my dear T'Met.

Cmdr. Tarsi

En garde, you rogue!

Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez

Hey, Tarsi!

Don't rough him up too badly.

We have to bring him back alive to stand trial.

Cmdr. Tarsi

I promise you nothing, Agnes!

The duel begins with a clash of metal.

Putin, sword in hand, first tries to keep his distance, while Tarsi, more agile, attempts to break his guard and strike at close range with her ushaan-tor.

During a brutal exchange, the Tsar parries awkwardly and drops his weapon.

The sword slides across the floor with a dry scrape.

Without hesitation, he grabs a rapier displayed in a nearby case.

Cmdr. Tarsi

You missed your calling as a clown!

Vladimir Joseph Putin Grand Tsar of Russia

I know.

I always dreamed of having a circus in my dacha... where I could put creatures like you on display.

Cmdr. Tarsi

Surrender.

It's still the best choice for you.

Vladimir Joseph Putin Grand Tsar of Russia

Are you joking?

I'm only just starting to enjoy myself.

The fight resumes immediately.

The blows come fast and precise.

To everyone's surprise, Putin proves fearsomely agile despite his age.

He abandons the rapier, seizes a halberd, then a dagger, constantly adapting his style to keep Tarsi at a distance.

Little by little, his breathing remains steady... while Tarsi's grows shorter.

Ens. Eros Vitos Weapons Engineer

In a low voice...

Captain... look at Tarsi.

She's wearing herself out.

Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez

In a low voice...

I see it, Eros.

I thought she would finish this quickly, but the old man has the energy of a twenty-year-old.

Col. Robert Gomard Army

In a low voice...

We need to end this fight.

A shot in pulsewave mode would be enough to neutralize the room.

Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez

In a low voice...

No, Robert.

You could injure President Macron and the Vulcans.

And the guards are armed to the teeth.

They'll cut us down the moment they get the chance.

Col. Robert Gomard Army

In a low voice...

Very well.

Eros, as soon as the clown is down, deploy the domes and force fields.

Lebeau and I will handle the guards.

Ens. Eros Vitos Weapons Engineer

In a low voice...

Uh... Captain... should I follow the colonel's orders?

Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez

In a low voice...

You need to be ready to protect the president and the Vulcans.

The fight suddenly turns when, during an exchange of extreme violence, Tarsi loses one of her ushaan-tor.

The blade skids across the floor with a metallic scrape.

Despite the disadvantage, she does not retreat.

On the contrary.

She redoubles her ferocity.

Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez

Goddamn it, Tarsi!

Get up!

Vladimir Joseph Putin Grand Tsar of Russia

Ha ha...

You wanted to take me on... and you lost, little alien!

Cmdr. Tarsi

Not yet, you Homo sovieticus.

Take this!

The duel reaches its climax.

In one corner of the room, Emmanuel Macron, silent until then, instinctively grabs a heavy decorative vase.

When Putin comes within reach, he brings the vase crashing down on his skull.

The vase shatters.

Putin staggers... then collapses heavily to the floor.

Emmanuel Macron President of France

I...

I am sorry I interrupted the fight.

I hope you are all right.

Cmdr. Tarsi

Thank you, Mr. President.

You saved me.

Col. Robert Gomard Army

Look out!

Everybody down!

Grenades!

Projectiles suddenly whistle from the ventilation ducts.

Tear gas grenades roll across the floor.

The gas fills the room within seconds.

The Tsar's close guard opens fire in the confusion, shooting in every direction.

Col. Robert Gomard Army

Protect the President!

I see Macron, completely exposed.

Without thinking, I throw myself at him.

A burst of gunfire hits me full on.

The impact knocks the breath from me.

I fall backward, my head slamming into the concrete.

The world explodes... then turns black.

Col. Robert Gomard Army

Rodriguez is down!

Cmdr. Tarsi

Nooo!

Agneeeees!

In the chaos, Eros deploys an energy dome around the President and the Vulcans.

The bullets ricochet harmlessly off the force field.

The shooting continues for several long seconds... then gradually dies down.

Finally, silence falls again.

When the gas dissipates, silhouettes emerge from the ventilation ducts.

It is Charlie Unit.

They secure the room with ruthless efficiency, neutralizing the last guards.

Gomard reaches me immediately.

Pale.

Without waiting, he orders my evacuation to a shuttle.

With Tarsi and Eros's help, they lay me down, but my condition is critical.

Gomard does not hesitate.

He gives the order to take off immediately.

Destination: the Enterprise.