Episode 36. Bubble Trouble
Context
- Coordinated Universal Time
- Tuesday, July 23, 2024 - 9:11 AM
- Location
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- Space
- Lunar Orbit
- NATO Starbase
- USS Enterprise
- Captain's Quarters
- Timeline
- Unknown Timeline
- Previously
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After discovering NATO's classified files, Agnes and Angie swing between conspiracy theory and bursts of laughter. The medal ceremony for their officers further strengthens their crew, while life aboard the Enterprise begins to take shape.
Characters
| Name | Affiliation / Branch | Title / Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Agnes V. Rodriguez | NATO / Special Fleet | Captain |
| Angie Chen | NATO / Special Fleet | Commander |
| Manu | NATO / Special Fleet | Requisitioned Civilian |
Manifests
| USS Mercator Out of Service | USS Enterprise | |
|---|---|---|
| Affiliation | NATO | NATO |
| Location | Docked at the NATO Starbase | Docked at the NATO Starbase |
| Captain | Agnes V. Rodriguez | |
| First Officer | Angie Chen | |
| Pilot | Eric Corda | |
| Communications | Emilie Flores | |
| Operations | Charlene Savea | |
| Advanced Weapons | Eros Vitos | |
| Infirmary | Victor S. Calpel | |
| Counselor/Consultant | N/A | |
| Custodian | Manu |
TL;DR
A simple pillow fight turns into a giant foam slide, leaving the captain's quarters in a catastrophic state. Manu is called to the rescue, gets a better cabin thanks to Angie, and is even offered an official consultant role aboard the Enterprise.
Story
With Emilie, Charlene, and Eric gone, we're alone again.
Angie, standing in the middle of the living room, grabs the screen remote and puts on some music.
To the beat, she lets her robe slip down to her feet... before bursting into laughter.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
♪♫ I’m in demand, I am the…
♪♫ Ha ha ha !
♪♫ I am the beat…
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
What has gotten into you, Angie?
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Ha ha ha!
I'm getting ready for the clothing shortage, sweetheart.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Oooooh...
Keep showing off like that and you'll attract a whole armada of aliens.
Ha ha ha!
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Hee hee... wait until I catch you, Agnes, and you'll see how I deal with your aliens!
I will make them dance the way I made you shake it the other day on the Mercator's deck...
With Admiral Hamilton jumping up and down on the spot!
Angie grabs a cushion within reach and flings it straight into my face.
The counterattack is immediate.
Within seconds, a joyful, uncontrollable pillow fight breaks out. It's an old habit of ours. We launch friendly attacks, dodge flying projectiles, and burst out laughing at every impact.
But this time, things take an even crazier turn.
The battle quickly turns into something worthy of an improvised wrestling match. We exaggerate every move, bounce from couch to bed, challenge each other with improbable holds and theatrical throws. Each of us keeps trying to outdo the other.
Carried away by our enthusiasm, we end up in the bathroom.
Angie opens every bottle of soap and empties them onto the tiles, then immediately sprays the floor with the shower head. With a burst of almost devilish laughter, I take a running start, launch myself... and land flat on my stomach, sliding over the soapy surface in an explosion of laughter.
The water keeps running, spraying us both.
In this shared euphoria, I switch on the dryer.
The cloud keeps growing.
We find ourselves swallowed by a sea of fluffy white foam, covered from head to toe.
Finally, out of breath from laughing like kids, I switch off the dryer.
We step out of the bathroom soaked, covered in foam, skin cool, our minds completely free of any tension.
But my quarters... are a complete disaster.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Angie...
Next time you start something like this, make sure we're at your place.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Hee hee...
I have to admit... we might've gone a little too far this time.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Yes...
But now you're helping me clean all this up.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Wait, Agnes.
I'm going to call Manu.
That's his specialty.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Oooh no, Angie.
Don't drag Manu into this.
He'll never let us live it down!
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Heeey...
Sounds like our brave Captain Rodriguez is afraid of the ship's custodian!
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Not at all.
I just don't want our little adventures becoming the talk of the ship.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
You have to own it, my dear Agnes.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
All right...
You win.
Call him.
Angie puffs out her chest, triumphant, as if she has just won the contest.
She walks over to the communication terminal, taps it with her fingertips, and puts on her most professional face.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Hello, Manu.
Chen here.
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Good morning, Commander.
What can I do for you?
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Could you come to the captain's quarters?
We could really use your cleaning skills.
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Uh... yes, Commander Chen.
Did she spill her cup of coffee on the floor again?
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
You could say that, yes.
Don't forget your gear.
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
No problem, Commander.
I'll grab my gear and be there in two minutes.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Perfect, Manu.
See you in a minute.
The channel cuts off with a faint crackle.
Angie stretches at length, then flops down on the couch, visibly very pleased with herself.
The terminal light slowly goes out.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Poor Manu...
When he sees the mess waiting for him, he is going to hate us.
Honestly, Angie, we should have cleaned it ourselves.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Hmm... yes, Agnes.
But Manu desperately wants to make a good impression on you.
And this cheerful mess is a golden opportunity for him.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
That'll be him.
Open the door for him, Angie.
Angie jumps off the couch and makes her way between the scattered cushions, puddles of water, and traces of foam still carpeting the floor.
She places her hand on the biometric reader.
A beep sounds.
The door slides open with a soft hiss.
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Hi, Commander.
Hi, Agnes.
Ooooooh...
By Aphrodite's mustache! What happened here?
Did you let a tornado loose in here?
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Good morning, Manu.
In a way.
Can we count on your discretion?
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Of course, Agnes.
But I have a request to make before I tackle the big cleanup.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Go ahead, Manu.
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Your idiot officer in charge of cabin assignments stuck me in the laundry room.
Could you fix that for me?
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Ha ha ha!
Of course, Manu.
I am sorry to hear that.
Angie, will you handle it?
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Yes, Agnes.
Let me check.
Angie turns toward the large living-room screen, scrolls through the assignment list with a distracted gesture, and lets out a faint sigh.
Her eyes narrow; she taps the interface with the tip of her finger, as if checking that it is not a mistake.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
I'm sorry, Manu...
All the cabins have already been snapped up.
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Oooh no...
Please do not tell me I am going to sleep in that hole!
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Don't worry, Manu.
I think I've got something you'll like.
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Above all...
Just... don't stick me in another stinking laundry room.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
No.
You can have my suite.
Since I live here with the captain, my quarters are free.
They are yours.
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Wow, Commander Chen...
That's amazing!
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
See? It all worked out.
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Oh yes, Agnes.
While we are at it...
You told me we would sort out my pay once we reached the starbase.
So... what did you have in mind?
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
That is correct.
For your services on the Mercator during the Earth-Moon crossing, I owe you something.
I haven't discussed it with Admiral Michaux yet, but I think we can work something out.
Something that'll benefit you in the long run.
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Meaning?
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
You proved yourself aboard the Mercator.
So I am offering you the chance to continue on the Enterprise, but this time with an official role as counselor-consultant.
Your salary will be nearly doubled.
And you keep your job as custodian.
Do you accept my offer?
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Will I still work with Charlene?
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
With Charlene, Emilie...
Or even Angie and me.
Depends on the mission.
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Under those conditions...
I accept your offer, Agnes.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Deal.
Angie, can you update the manifest?
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Already on it.
Manu Requisitioned Civilian
Honestly, girls...
You are wonderful.
Well... except for the part where I have to clean up your apartment.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Ha ha ha...
I am really sorry, Manu.
Next time we'll be more careful... and try to spare you that.
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