Episode 44. Not What We Expected
Context
- Coordinated Universal Time
- Wednesday, July 31, 2024 - 10:15 PM
- Location
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- Moon
- Apollo 11 Landing Site
- Timeline
- Unknown Timeline
- Previously
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After securing Earth orbit and facing an extraterrestrial vessel, the USS Enterprise picks up a Morse distress signal coming from the Sea of Tranquility, precisely at the historic Apollo 11 site. Upon arrival, the crew is stunned to find that the equipment left behind in 1957 has vanished. In its place stands a small unknown vessel. Angie Chen, Charlene Savea, and Eros Vitos are sent on reconnaissance when one of the craft's access ramps opens as they approach...
Characters
| Name | Affiliation / Branch | Title / Rank | Species |
|---|---|---|---|
| Agnes V. Rodriguez | NATO / Special Fleet | Captain | Human |
| Angie Chen | NATO / Special Fleet | Commander | Human |
| Tarsi | Starfleet / Temporal Division | Commander | Andorian |
| Charlene Savea | NATO / Special Fleet | Lieutenant | Human |
| Eros Vitos | NATO / Special Fleet | Ensign | Human |
Manifest
| USS Enterprise | |
|---|---|
| Affiliation | NATO |
| Location | Lunar Orbit |
| Captain | Agnes V. Rodriguez |
| First Officer | Angie Chen |
| Pilot | Eric Corda |
| Communications | Emilie Flores |
| Operations | Charlene Savea |
| Tactical |
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| Science | N/A |
| Advanced Weapons | Eros Vitos |
| Infirmary | Victor S. Calpel |
| Counselor/Consultant | Manu |
| Custodian | Manu |
| Ground Team |
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TL;DR
On the lunar surface, Angie, Charlene, and Eros meet an Andorian named Tarsi, an officer from Starfleet's Temporal Division in the 26th century. Their first contact is far from solemn: the alien is eccentric, talkative... and completely drunk. After she passes out, Eros and Charlene carry her into the shuttle to try to revive her.
Story
It's a memorable moment. Angie is standing on the lunar surface, a privilege I have never had. I'd have loved to accompany her on this mission, to share this unique experience with her. But protocol decided otherwise. One of us had to remain on the Enterprise's bridge.
At the site, the exploration team has found no trace of the equipment abandoned by the 1957 Apollo 11 mission. Nothing. Not the slightest remnant.
I consider several hypotheses. Either the mission never happened... or someone took the equipment.
And that someone could be the being hiding inside that mysterious vessel facing Angie, Charlene, and Eros. A being who might also be behind the distress signal we picked up...
Lt. Charlene Savea Operations
Commander, there's a life sign coming down the ramp. I can make out a humanoid shape.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Aim your phasers, but do not fire.
Lt. Charlene Savea Operations
Aye, Commander.
The shadow moves forward slowly. Unsteady. It sways with every step, as if the reduced gravity were playing tricks on it. Its silhouette takes shape in the whitish halo: a clumsy, almost staggering gait, arms spread to keep balance.
Then one hand lifts lazily toward them in a half-hearted greeting.
Alien
Heeey there, everybody.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Charlene... are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Lt. Charlene Savea Operations
Uh... Commander, I... yes. You're not imagining things.
It is a humanoid life-form with blue skin, silvery-white hair, and two antennae at the back of the skull.
Possibly... female.
Alien
Of course I'm female! Pink-skin here isn't very bright.
Say, I've been waiting for you forever. What took you so long?
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Do not come any closer!
Raise your arms and identify yourself!
Alien
Heeey, calm down, my cocoa chick.
I'm on your side.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Answer my question. How is it that you speak my language?
Ens. Eros Vitos Weapons Engineer
Commander... do you think she is a real alien?
She's acting like she's smoked a joint, dressed like a teenager going clubbing in Ibiza.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
It certainly is... strange.
Did you see the glow on her stomach?
Ens. Eros Vitos Weapons Engineer
Yes, Commander.
It looks like a precious stone.
It must be worth a fortune.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
It is too bright to be a precious stone.
I think it is some kind of implant.
Alien
So... what gives?
Are you just gonna stand there staring at me like I'm a circus targ?
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Do not make me repeat myself.
Raise your arms and identify yourself!
Cmdr. Tarsi
Okay, okay... I'm Commander Tarsi, Starfleet Temporal Division, 26th century.
Well... 2554, according to your calendar.
Can I lower my arms now?
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
What species are you?
Cmdr. Tarsi
Good grief... can't you tell?
I'm an Andorian! Obviously!
Everybody knows that!
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Did you send us the distress message?
Cmdr. Tarsi
Of course I did!
There's nobody else here who could've done it!
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Did you take the equipment that was on this site?
Cmdr. Tarsi
What equipment, sweetheart?
Aaah... I see. You mean the stuff Apollo left behind.
I plead not guilty!
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Eros, search her.
Ens. Eros Vitos Weapons Engineer
Aye, Commander.
Cmdr. Tarsi
I swear, ma'am, I didn't hide it in my pockets.
Ens. Eros Vitos Weapons Engineer
Please keep your hands in the air and spread your legs.
Cmdr. Tarsi
I'm telling you, I'm on your side.
Hey... mustache guy! I forbid you to grope my boobs!
Ens. Eros Vitos Weapons Engineer
She has no weapon on her.
But I did find this little box, Commander.
Cmdr. Tarsi
Heeeee! Give that back!
That's my box of green worms in Ferengi jelly!
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Perfect. Everyone holster your phasers.
Commander Tarsi, you may lower your arms.
Cmdr. Tarsi
Aaaah... about time. I was starting to cramp up.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Allow me to introduce myself. Commander Angie Chen, USS Enterprise.
Cmdr. Tarsi
No need to introduce yourself. I already know you, sweetheart.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
What do you mean?
Cmdr. Tarsi
It's a long story.
I need to talk to your captain.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
For what reason?
Cmdr. Tarsi
I'll tell you after I've had a dose of green worms in Ferengi jelly.
Just to avoid a nasty hangover.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Uh... I don't understand.
Cmdr. Tarsi
I knocked back a few bottles of Romulan beer while waiting for your arrival and I'm a little... how do I put this...
She sways. Raises one finger, as if to continue her explanation.
Her antennae droop limply.
A tiny hiccup.
One misstep.
Then she collapses full length onto the lunar dust, in a small cloud of silver.
Cmdr. Tarsi
ZzZzZz...
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Eros, carry Commander Tarsi back to the shuttle and lay her down inside.
Charlene, you will scan her.
Ens. Eros Vitos Weapons Engineer
Uh... all right, Commander.
Charlene, help me carry her.
Lt. Charlene Savea Operations
Come on, Eros. A big guy like you needs help lifting one little blue feather?
Fine... I will help you. Only because it's you.
They both lean over Tarsi, whose antennae sway with the rhythm of their movements. The Moon's weak gravity doesn't make the task any easier. With each motion, her body bounces slightly, sliding over the lunar dust like a sack of electrified potatoes.
Eros grumbles. Loses his balance. Catches himself at the last second before hitting the shuttle hull.
At last, with a coordinated effort, they hoist her through the hatch and lay her on the rear bench. A sleepy smile still lingers on her peaceful face.
Meanwhile, Angie uses the opportunity to reestablish contact with the Enterprise.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
Enterprise, this is Chen.
Do you read me?
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Reading you loud and clear, Angie. It's Agnes.
What's the situation?
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
We have established first contact.
She's an alien... but this wasn't exactly a conventional first contact.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Tell me.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
She is completely hammered.
Right now she's sleeping in our shuttle.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Drunk?
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
I'll explain later.
As soon as she wakes up, we will bring her aboard the Enterprise, along with her vessel.
She wants to speak with you.
Capt. Agnes V. Rodriguez
Understood, Angie.
We'll follow standard protocol.
When you arrive on the Enterprise, all of you will go through the decontamination chamber. After that, the alien will be kept in isolation.
Cmdr. Angie Chen Number One
All right.
We will try to wake her first.
I will keep you posted.
Chen out.
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