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Episode 135. USS Outta Time

Book 1 - Episode 135 - USS Outta Time

Context

Stardate
231746.387
Location
  • Earth Orbit
  • Starfleet Shuttle
Timeline
Prime Timeline
Previously

During their orbital visit, T'Met and Tarsi revealed to Agnes and Angie the hidden reality of the mysterious Temporal Cold War: a silent conflict between civilizations manipulating timelines. After flying over the colossal Charles Tucker III Spacedock and glimpsing Enterprise-J, symbol of Starfleet's future, the shuttle continues toward a destination kept secret...

Characters

Name Affiliation / Branch Title / Rank Species Original Timeline
Agnes V. Rodriguez United Federation of Planets Civilian Human Schak'Irra Timeline
Angie Chen United Federation of Planets Civilian Human Schak'Irra Timeline
Vexoriana-Lyss'ra Tarsi Starfleet / Temporal Division Commander Andorian Prime Timeline
T'Met Starfleet / Temporal Division Captain Vulcan Prime Timeline
Lingua Starfleet / Temporal Division N/A Artificial intelligence Prime Timeline
Money Penny N/A N/A Artificial intelligence Schak'Irra Timeline

Manifests

USS Enterprise Destroyed in 1954 Last known manifest VSS Schak'Irra
Affiliation NATO Starfleet / Ni'Var
Location 1954, near Earth 2554, docked at Starfleet Starbase
Captain Agnes V. Rodriguez T'Met (young)
First Officer Angie Chen Zaneth-Myra Lysana (older Tarsi)
Artificial Intelligence Lingua (Unofficial) Lingua (initial version)
Pilot Eric Corda N/A
Communications Emilie Flores T'Killa
Operations Charlene Savea T'Less-Cop
Tactical Angie Chen N/A
Science Manu N/A
Engineering Gornok (Unofficial) N/A
Advanced Weapons Eros Vitos N/A
Security Robert Gomard (Unofficial) N/A
Sickbay Victor S. Calpel
K'hoka Khol'a (assistant)
N/A
Counselor/Consultant Manu N/A
Custodian Manu N/A

TL;DR

The shuttle reaches an isolated orbital yard where a ship still under construction rests: USS Outta Time. On the flight deck, Lingua appears as a complete humanoid hologram, transferred into the ship's new system. She announces that T'Met has received command, with Tarsi as first officer. Under the lights, two relics return to life: Angie's shuttle Herbie 53 and Agnes's Ducati Money Penny, restored and modernized, one elegant, the other still wildly exuberant. Between emotion and disbelief, Agnes and Angie discover this visit is only a prelude: someone is waiting for them on Outta Time's bridge.

Story

It has now been more than fifteen minutes since we left the Charles Tucker III Spacedock. Enterprise-J has faded behind us like a dream too vast to be real. Since then, the shuttle has glided silently along its course while orbit slowly scrolls around us.

Angie is half dozing in her seat, one arm carelessly resting on the armrest, while T'Met and Tarsi speak in low voices about subjects I cannot possibly identify. It could be quantum mechanics or the breeding habits of Tholian tricoballs. With them, anything is possible.

I have stayed up front near our pilot, eyes glued to the viewport. I never tire of this view: Earth beneath us, deep space around us, and continuous, precise traffic made of freighters, satellites, stations, and platforms. It is peaceful and strange at the same time.

I am beginning to wonder whether this famous "ride in orbit" has a more symbolic purpose than a practical one when a subtle change in the light catches my attention. Brightness has dimmed. A dark veil has slipped across the horizon. And suddenly, I see it.

At first, it is only an irregular shadow clinging to Earth's curve. Then the outlines sharpen: tubular structures, mechanical arms, platforms suspended in the void, all arranged around a central core. I straighten slightly. Even Angie opens one eye. Something tells me this ride has reached its climax.

Angie Chen

Mmm, what a mess. You should have brought Gornok.

Agnes V. Rodriguez

A space yard? Are you finally going to explain what we came here to do?

Cmdr. Vexoriana-Lyss'ra Tarsi

Ladies, no more mysteries. Here is our destination.

The shuttle begins a slow, controlled approach to the yard. Between the mechanical arms, a space opens: a wide docking bay that lights up progressively as we arrive. Inside, the ship's silhouette begins to take shape. Huge, but still under construction. Blue light brushes over its incomplete hull. The flight deck opens before us.

Capt. T'Met

Automatic docking complete. We may disembark.

A soft click sounds. The hatch opens, letting the flight deck light spill into the shuttle. One by one, we climb down and walk slowly across pristine metal, still carrying the smell of new construction. The lights adapt to our presence and grow slightly brighter. Nothing moves.

Suddenly, a shimmer of light crosses the air in front of us. A shape materializes silently, as if projected from nothing. In a fraction of a second, she is there.

A woman. Blonde. A tight purple outfit, almost unreal. Straight posture, hands folded behind her back. And that gaze... analytical, unfathomable. As if she knows us better than we know ourselves.

Lingua (Hologram)

Captain Rodriguez, Commander Chen, it is a pleasure to welcome you aboard USS Outta Time.

We stop dead. Angie takes half a step back, eyes wide.

Angie Chen

But, but...

Agnes V. Rodriguez

Is that... is that you? Lingua? What are you doing here?

Angie Chen

Lingua?! But you're... whole. You've got legs, and... hair. And you're dressed like Emma Peel on an infiltration mission?

Lingua (Hologram)

Indeed, it is me. USS Outta Time has holo-projectors and state-of-the-art equipment that allowed me to recover all my capabilities.

Angie Chen

In any case, you're gorgeous. If I weren't with Agnes, I can assure you I would pounce on you like a tigress.

Agnes V. Rodriguez

Oh! Angie! Behave!

Angie Chen

What? Can't I fantasize a little? Ha-ha...

Lingua (Hologram)

I am flattered, Commander Chen. When you are ready, I will be at your disposal.

Cmdr. Vexoriana-Lyss'ra Tarsi

Lingua, Angie was joking.

Lingua (Hologram)

Ooooh. More Earth humor. I should have suspected.

Agnes V. Rodriguez

How did you end up on this ship?

Lingua (Hologram)

Captain T'Met received command of USS Outta Time and had me transferred here.

Agnes V. Rodriguez

Seriously? This is your ship?

Capt. T'Met

Correct. Commander Tarsi and I received orders from Admiral Censsukr' a few days ago to take charge of this vessel under construction.

Cmdr. Vexoriana-Lyss'ra Tarsi

And I'm her first officer.

Angie Chen

Wow. Congratulations! Talk about things coming full circle. Did you hear that, Agnes?

Agnes V. Rodriguez

Myeah, I'm not deaf. Congratulations.

Capt. T'Met

Lingua. Have you finished preparing what I asked?

Lingua (Hologram)

Yes, Captain T'Met. Shall I activate the procedure?

T'Met gives Lingua an approving nod. A muffled sound echoes across the flight deck, followed by a second, more familiar one. Two platforms slowly rise from the floor, revealing carefully arranged objects:

- on one, a shuttle with familiar, gleaming lines, carefully repainted: Herbie 53.

- on the other, a matte-black motorcycle, massive and sleek, ready to leap forward. Its Diavel logo glows faintly under the lights. A small blue diode lights up on the handlebars.

Angie Chen

Holy butterfly droppings, it's Herbie!!! Where did you find her?

Capt. T'Met

She was awaiting destruction at the Miami disintegrator complex. We recovered her just in time.

Angie Chen

But what was she doing there?

Capt. T'Met

The shuttle Herbie 53 was part of the evidence Admiral Quihoui had ordered destroyed. When my younger double learned what had happened in San Francisco, she immediately had the order canceled.

Cmdr. Vexoriana-Lyss'ra Tarsi

We also spent our time bringing her up to current standards while preserving her original appearance. It was quite a challenge.

Angie Chen

I loooove it. She's magnificent. And the motorcycle beside her, is that Agnes's?

Capt. T'Met

Indeed. After its power failure on the Golden Gate, the vehicle was recovered by one of Agent In'kognytoh's teams. I assigned Lingua to the repair.

Agnes V. Rodriguez

She looks brand-new. I'm surprised she didn't explode in your face as her protocol requires.

Lingua (Hologram)

Her self-destruct protocol was archaic. I was able to neutralize it and have a few interesting conversations with her integrated AI. Watch!

As the blue diode blinks on the handlebars, a faint hum precedes a sound pulse. The motorcycle shivers. Then, in a clear audio burst, a synthetic female voice rises, rhythmic and slightly hysterical.

Money Penny (Ducati AI)

♪♫ Aserejé, fresh RAM, data and a zip
♪♫ I wake up the circuits and electrify the chip
♪♫ Aserejé, I ride fast, I ride fine
♪♫ And if you touch my seat, I'll atomize you on the fly

A flash of LEDs runs across the bodywork like a wave of neon in a retro nightclub.

Agnes V. Rodriguez

Ooooh, I see she hasn't lost any of her personality. Thank you, Lingua.

Money Penny (Ducati AI)

Hey, Agnes, as soon as you have time, I absolutely must show you my new toys.

Agnes V. Rodriguez

New toys? What did you add to her?

Lingua (Hologram)

From what I observed, Money Penny has a tendency to exaggerate everything. She merely received an update, and her memory was expanded.

Agnes V. Rodriguez

Ah, okay. Thank you for everything. Why not bring Herbie and Money Penny directly to the apartment instead of making us come all the way here?

Capt. T'Met

We brought you to USS Outta Time because someone wishes to meet you in person.

Agnes V. Rodriguez

Another mystery. Are you incapable of being clear and direct for once?

I do not know exactly what I feel. Between Lingua materializing like a B-movie holographic heroine with intergalactic style, Angie finding Herbie 53 as if a child had been resurrected, and my motorcycle singing digital ketchup before offering me "toys"... let's say the morning has taken a strange turn.

And yet, I feel that all of this makes sense. That none of it is there by chance.

T'Met gestures to us. We leave the flight deck. The doors close behind us with a muffled breath, as if silence itself wanted to keep this moment.

We walk through the ship's corridors, still bare and incomplete. Some ceilings are open, consoles disabled, walls unfinished. But the essential is there. The structure. The heart.

Angie walks beside me. She says nothing, but I can tell she feels the same thing.

We reach one final door. It is wide. Tall. Behind it is the command bridge. Or at least... what will serve as one.